Saturday, March 16: We’re Throwing a Band Party and We Like Dogs.

Saturday the 16th, we’re opening up the outside to benefit Bama Bully Rescue. Homewood has declared that our property inhabits an “entertainment zone.” That means – and forgive my rudimentary understanding of the designation – that we can do certain things within in the zone that we cannot do outside of the zone. What are those fantastical newly allowed experiences we can suddenly avail ourselves of, you might ask?

Not really sure. I’m assuming there’s a list somewhere if you want to get into the nuts and bolts of it, but we are sure that we can now have a band outside. So, we’re gonna. A really good one.

What She Said, will play from 3-7, serving up “raw soulful sounds of Blues, Americana and Southern Rock.” Come spend the first Saturday of 2024 that can claim an extra hour before the sun goes down with pizza, great music, and if you want, a beer, some wine, or a cocktail. We’re setting up an outdoor bar to make the occasion that much more luxurious.

And! And, it’s for a cause. Bama Bully Rescue does laudable things. From their website: “We work with animal shelters to rescue pit bull type dogs who are overlooked for adoption and therefore at risk for euthanasia, and pull them for placement in foster care.” They’re a volunteer-run organization and they rely on your help to carry out the mission.

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Computer Aided Non-Sequitur [Updated]

Like everyone else with a Twitter account, I’ve spent my morning playing with Microsoft’s AI art generator. It’s game day so I tried “Pizza and Roll Tide.” You get to add a style or medium and I’m a big enough fan of Christina Rossetti’s poetry that my admiration spills over to her brother’s paintings, so I added “Pre-Raphaelite.”

What the hell is “FOAM FINER”?

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Now Hiring Servers!

Did you see the exclamation point in the title? This has to be big news.

The reason companies don’t say that they have a life changing opportunity available is that to many people assume that “life changing” has to refer to something momentous. It can mean something small too. If you’ve never had a butterfly land on your Frosted Flakes and then one does, it might not be a huge deal, but your life has changed in that you can no longer honestly say that you’ve never had a lepidoptera grace your breakfast flakes.

Day and night shifts are available and we can be flexible. Come by, demonstrate that you can be nice and not forget stuff over discrete periods of time and get started on a life changing (see above) journey that will take you from one table to a different table and back with repeated stops at many points in between. Discover the wonders of exclusive kitchen and storage areas not usually open to the general public, regale your non-DeVinci’s employed friends with tales of the liberal employee soft drink/tea/coffee policy, and gaze admiringly at that part of Vulcan’s arm that you can see over the tree line from the parking lot.

Call us at (205) 879-1455 and leave a message for Ben.

I’m Anticipating a Pizza

I’m anticipating a pizza. There are three of us sharing it and it’s not what any of us would have were we given free reign.

I’d have gone vegetable. Maybe anchovies.

My son is easy to predict. He wants pepperoni and black olives.

Our friend is harder to predict. He likes a variety of bell peppers and bread crumbs on top.

You would think that a compromise would include a bit from me, a bit from my son, and a bit from our friend. It turns out that it just my son got one from his wish list on the pie. Pepperoni and sausage. We colluded, and came up with something simple and spectacular.

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